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Once upon a time, children, many years ago, the happy people of LiveJournal-land made clever, funny, and intelligent posts, and all the world could collect these finest of pearls. But on one bleak day, LiveJournal-land was invaded by the evil forces of coworkers, colleagues, and (soon to be ex-) wives and husbands. Now LiveJournal-land lies desolate, bereft of the hipster genius that once was.

They say that somewhere deep underground, in a secret world known only by legend as "Friendslock," the most brilliant of posts are still to be found. But only the bravest of souls dare seek them out.