I did check that out. I was hoping you would answer. What I love about the whole sanpaku thing is the title of the book: You Are All Sanpaku! I find it to be so damn funny. It's like he made up a standard and bunch of rules and held the rest of the world accountable to his standard.
You are all Bijkwok! Bijkwok is the revolutionary concept discovered in Mexican Temples in the Aztec Era. All people are Bijwok or they are Quizzel. You can tell a Bijwok because the density of hair in their ears exceeds 12 hairs per cubic cm. This is caused by an imbalance of bodily humors attributable to a diet rich in Bijwok foods. To balance, one must eat Quizzel foods. Ahh if only we were all educated in the superior manner of the temple priests of Techuatuan.
Anyways, it reeks of dogma, and thus is funny and sad at once.
Ah, but your religion neglects the poops. As Mrs. Sanpaku reminds me, a critical aspect of his "reasoning" is that when you escape being Sanpaku, your poops become light and buoyant. Spiritual wellness is assured. Thus my pseudo-Asian religion KICKS THE ASS out of your pseudo-Incan religion.
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You are all Bijwok!
Date: 2002-02-22 01:50 am (UTC)You are all Bijkwok! Bijkwok is the revolutionary concept discovered in Mexican Temples in the Aztec Era. All people are Bijwok or they are Quizzel. You can tell a Bijwok because the density of hair in their ears exceeds 12 hairs per cubic cm. This is caused by an imbalance of bodily humors attributable to a diet rich in Bijwok foods. To balance, one must eat Quizzel foods. Ahh if only we were all educated in the superior manner of the temple priests of Techuatuan.
Anyways, it reeks of dogma, and thus is funny and sad at once.
Re: You are all Bijwok!
Date: 2002-02-22 05:17 am (UTC)Yeah, I love this kind of stuff.